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TB Joshua Peppered with Posthumous Accusations: From Healing Hips to Handsy Hi-Jinks!
Hold onto your holy hats, folks, because the late TB Joshua, Africa's flashiest faith-flinger, is back in the news, but this time, the miracles aren't exactly multiplying. In fact, it's more like a mass exorcism of bad memories, with 25…
A Tide of Generosity Washes Over Twitter: Nigerians Rally Behind Debbie
In the swirling seas of social media, where negativity often grabs the headlines, a heartwarming story has emerged from the shores of Twitter in Nigeria. It's a tale of community, compassion, and the enduring power of hope, all sparked…
Hold Onto Your Holy Hats, Folks, Pastor Adeboye’s Predictions Are a Wild Ride for 2024!
Buckle up, believers, because Pastor Adeboye's 2024 prophecies are about as predictable as a runaway shopping cart in a supermarket full of jelly. Things are gonna get bumpy before they get blissed, that's for sure!
Imagine it like…
The 2023 Nigerian Controversial Celeb Hall of Fame: A Satirical Look
In a year where the only constant was change (and maybe inflation), our Nigerian celebrities provided a masterclass in the art of staying relevant, even if it meant scraping the bottom of the controversy barrel.
So, grab your popcorn…
N37bn? You Call That Fraud? Hold My Eba…” – Sadiya Umar Farouq’s…
N37 billion? Miss me with that change! Sadiya Farouq, the former humanitarian minister who couldn't find a single hungry person in Nigeria, suddenly develops amnesia when asked about a contractor accused of laundering enough cash to buy…
Festive Cheer? Nah, It’s Feasting on Tears: Nigerian Federal Workers Face Christmas with Empty…
Forget the mistletoe and merriment, because this Christmas, Nigerian federal workers were rocking coal-colored moods and grinch-like grins. Why? Because their December salaries, the festive season's lifeblood, were chilling out in the…
All-White, No Shade: Mr Macaroni Meets (and Doesn’t Meet) Governor Sanwo-Olu (VIDEO)
Scene: Tony Elumelu's all-white party, where even the napkins wear pearls. In walks Lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu, lookin' dapper in his white suit, the governor-est he's ever governor-ed. Suddenly, he spots the internet's…
She Said, She Said Not! Minister Uju Ohanenye Takes Tax Break On Rumors (VIDEO)
Hold the presses, ladies and gentlemen! The internet is abuzz with whispers of a tax-free utopia for women, all thanks to our very own Minister of Women Affairs, Uju Ohanenye. But before you start celebrating with confetti and champagne…
Nigeria’s Counterfeit Carnival: Where Fanta Tastes Like Regret And iPhones Run On Sand
Ah, Nigeria. Land of vibrant energy, entrepreneurial spirit, and... a frankly alarming abundance of fake products. Fear not, dear reader, for we are about to embark on a satirical safari through this curious bazaar of the bizarre, where…
MIRROR THOUGHTS: What Would Jesus Say About Our Church Today?
I was once asked what I think Jesus would say if he saw the church today, and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.
It would be easy to put my own opinions + desires onto Christ; my instinct is to say that he’d be out there…
MIRROR THOUGHTS: Neglect Office Politics At Your Peril
The term "office politics" frequently causes sighs and eye rolls. But dealing with power imbalances and interpersonal connections at work is an unavoidable aspect of working life. Let's debunk "office politics," rather than avoiding or…
MIRROR THOUGHTS: How To Imbibe Fearless Confidence As An Introvert
As an introvert, you keep having all kinds of negative thoughts.
Thoughts like you may go blank, you may mess up, and the audience may laugh and make fun of you. And these thoughts are driving you nuts.
You're feeling nervous,…
MIRROR THOUGHTS: How To Increase Your Confidence In Social Settings
I think is one of the most effective ways of increasing confidence and ability to interact with people without feeling uncomfortable.
So, I’ve probably said this before, but it bears repeating. Confidence is only gotten through…
MIRROR THOUGHTS: Be Wary Of Those Who Use You (For Their Selfish Ends)
There are some real snakes out there, especially those with you.
Real bad motherfuckers.
I know it.
You know it.
Everybody knows it.
But do you know how to spot one?
Let me tell you the biggest sign that someone is using you for…
MIRROR THOUGHTS: Is Ignorance Really Bliss? The Curious Case Of Twitter
In order to repel ignorance, ask yourself -- when’s the last time you didn’t check any social network especially Twitter or news outlet for a full day, let alone a week?
The news is heavy, but it has been for years, so that’s not it.…